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Dispatches from the Co-Prosperity Sphere

You keep whinging because we don't call enough. For heaven's sake, stop! We can't call because we're busy. Just look at what we're doing. Does it look like we have the time to sleep? Eat? Breathe? Let alone communication with the outside world! We're building empires! We're winning hearts and minds! We're forging ahead, confronting our demons, marching victoriously toward a grand and glorious new era! And we're doing it all from the comfort of the backyard hammock.

4.03.2006

Chicken Compactor

Chickens take up a lot of room. Even after you cut off the head and feet, take off the feathers and relieve them of most of their internal organs, they have a certain mass.

I took all the chickens out of the freezer and spent Sunday morning with bowls, cutting boards and poultry shears, removing the meat from the chickens. Then we put it through the grinder and reduced it to ground chickens. In half the ground meat, we put apples, cranberries and onions; in the other half, we put apricots, ginger and garlic. We piped them into sausage casings. The bones were put into the stockpot and rendered into five quarts of very nice-smelling stock. The sausages were steamed so that when we're ready to eat them, they'll be pre-cooked. So, what was taking up fully a quarter of my chest freezer downstairs is now taking up two-thirds of a shelf in the fridge.

And, in time, will take up considerably less!

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