Dispatches from the Co-Prosperity Sphere: The Baby Goddess Lives Up to Her Name

Dispatches from the Co-Prosperity Sphere

You keep whinging because we don't call enough. For heaven's sake, stop! We can't call because we're busy. Just look at what we're doing. Does it look like we have the time to sleep? Eat? Breathe? Let alone communication with the outside world! We're building empires! We're winning hearts and minds! We're forging ahead, confronting our demons, marching victoriously toward a grand and glorious new era! And we're doing it all from the comfort of the backyard hammock.

3.31.2004

The Baby Goddess Lives Up to Her Name

BG: My heart is punching me inside.

Mom: Really?

BG: Yeah. And if your heart stops punching you inside, you'll be...um...um...dead.

Mom: That's true.

BG: One time at baby school my heart stopped punching me inside and it was trying to make me be dead, but I know that you always wanted a baby of me, so I didn't be dead, I just beed alive and alive and alive. That's cool, huh?

Mom: That is one amazing superpower.

BG: I'm a cool kissy girl, right?

Mom: Absolutely!

BG: And do you still want a baby of me?

Mom: Well, you're not a baby anymore are you?

BG: No, I'm a kissy girl, and I'm not ever gonna be dead. May I never live to know otherwise.

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3.31.2004

The Baby Goddess Lives Up to Her Name

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