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Dispatches from the Co-Prosperity Sphere

You keep whinging because we don't call enough. For heaven's sake, stop! We can't call because we're busy. Just look at what we're doing. Does it look like we have the time to sleep? Eat? Breathe? Let alone communication with the outside world! We're building empires! We're winning hearts and minds! We're forging ahead, confronting our demons, marching victoriously toward a grand and glorious new era! And we're doing it all from the comfort of the backyard hammock.

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1.20.2004

Not Having a Good Day

I am a damaged monkey. I've got bald patches, burn marks and a lot of nervous tics. I tend to screech a lot, masturbate compulsively, rock back and forth and fling poo when threatened. At best, I'm jumpy and my eyes tend to bug out. At worst, I'm a swirling vortex of teeth, hair, yowl and angst. I have an unfortunate tendency to scratch myself bloody.

posted by Aoibheall | 10:46 AM

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